So, my Grandpa is pretty much amazing. Actually, he's absolutely amazing. I couldn't ask for a more perfect grandpa. He always has story after story from his past that find me rolling on the floor crying from laughter. His legacy is incredible... However, sometimes I wonder how a man who really isn't ALL that old (Least-wise he's not in his 90s yet) could possibly have so many incredible stories.
I have finally discovered the answer. Grandpa told me today that he bought the bed that he and grandma have now when Moby Dick was a minnow.
THAT explains it.