Hm.....

Well, Lord willing you won't find this one lame and corny...

A jock and a geek are applying for the same job.

The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."

So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."

The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"

"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.

Was that one so bad? :)

-JK

Here we go again....

Alright, I think because I got a unanimous (by two) vote that I shall finally prove myself in lame punny jokes. I believe that it is my civil duty to tell jokes to the general public in order to insure my social status.

Joke #1:
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
the food's good, but there's no atmosphere

Yeah.... I know.... I pretty much had to shoot the moon to make that one work....

Joke #2:
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work

So pretty much I'm just bullying the joking community right now.

Hope you enjoyed...
-JK

Best moment of the day.....

So... (if you haven't read my previous post, please do so before reading this one...cause... I say so...) :-) Anywho. The best moment of my day was just a few minutes ago. Taylor was staying at our house till his mom could come and pick him up. So he Eric and I were talking together. I had been cracking some really lame/funny jokes for the past couple of hours and my mom walks in and is like, "How's everything going..." ect. And as she left Taylor says, "Justin's cracking some really corny jokes." And I look at him and say, "Hey, I'm just really hungry!"

Lame... I know... I should get an award. :)

All in favor of saying I tell lame jokes, signify by saying "aye".

"aye"

-JK

So....

Alright, here I am with Taylor, Greg, Joelle, and Eric. We're sitting in a coffee shop in our suits waiting for our sister to be done with work to take us home. We're arguing about everything possible and loving it to pieces. I'm REALLY tired, and I love it!! Um.... And um......

Is this is an oxymoron?
Plastic Silverware

Or....
Can I ask a question?

We were talking about this at TP. It was interesting. But, I guess no one knows that oxymoron is an oxymoron... ::sighs:: the english langugage kills me. See? It doesn't REALLY kill me... English.... bleh.... see? That's not a real word, yet, everyone who just read that knows what I mean! ::laughs:: here we go again.... :-)

You guys rock! wait... it's mostly girls.... ENGLISH!!!!! ::laughs::

-JK

This outta get some laughs....

Phobia: Francophobia

Fear of: France, french culture


Now, if we're speaking Nikolas Batum... yeah right... but we're not. We're like speaking. Yeah... France. :) GO BATUM!!!! (bt the way, he's like this amazing dude that plays for the Blazers... and I sport his jersey while playing b-ball.... and um.... Can any of you find the pun? ::laughs:: Why do I ask you people for things that I know you won't get. You're just a bunch of pineapples.... ::laughs::

To TeenPact I go.....

Another Joke.....

Q. Why don't blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the heck out of the dog

alright.... enough of this..... ::laughs:: I'm off to TeenPact, WOOT!

-Justin

Joke.....

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please"
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"

::smacks head::

biology......

Sunday night......

Once again... the day ends badly. My Blazers lost by one. Totally bad ref calling, awful game. The refs should be fired. Though, their probably being paid by the Rockets anyhow. :) Even the announcers were saying they were bad calls.... now that's bad..... Anyhow, it's ok, just a game. And we still have a chance!! :)

Alright... I must go, I have teenpact starting tomorrow!!! WOOT!!!! ::smiles:: tis good times... tis good times.... Night all!

Ummmm.... random comment.... I guess :)

Have you ever had one of those days where everything just went perfectly in your mind?







I didn't think so..... :)

Sunday morning......

Since my cousins are here.... I wanted to get up early, get a shower before everyone else. So, I had Matt wake me up at 6:00 cause he's sleeping in my bed with my alarm clock and I'm downstairs with Jake on the couch. We stayed up pretty late. It was good finally getting some time with him, we don't normally have time to talk about things that are more personal, because there are usually a few more cousins roaming around. :)

But here I am, my hair's wet, gelled.... :-) And my eyes are bloodshot, I'd get dressed buy Matt and Eric went back to bed after waking me up. So much for that idea. Oh well. As long as the car alarm doesn't go off this morning we're good. :)
-JK

Basketball

Here I am... with my cousins.... Matt (cousin) and I wanted to go shoot some hoops in the peaceful Saturday night air. Simple idea. How did it carry out? Well let's see...

Chelle is gone, Matt can't move her car. So we give up. Decide to just hang out instead. Helpful Eric says, "dude, get the spare!" And we're like, wait, yeah, sweet! Matt goes out, as I practice my trick dribbles, he puts the key in the car door and WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT..... yep.... the car alarm went off. No one told us that that if you put the key in the cardoor without the little electronic thingy-ma-bob that it would set the alarm off.... 10 times..... Yeah that was loud....

Hello All!

I hope everyone is doing just grand today! I thought I should start a blog that wasn't as serious as my other one. I think some of you can't see the more random side of me. After all, I am a teenage homeschooled guy that does more than school and Bible study. I think you might find this blog fun to read, enjoy!
-Justin