Monday, April 27, 2009

Joke.....

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please"
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"

::smacks head::

biology......

6 comments:

emily said...

::wrinkles eyebrows::...i don't get it....

JustinK said...

::laughs:: yes!!! ::hugs:: thanks for making my day. :)

Well, I'm not even sure if I should explain it. Cause it won't be funny to you. :) Well, it's ok. The point was that it was a bad joke anyhow.

Meaning: The dude said they don't serve food. Which is a pun. It's a mushroom, wanting a beer. It's not saying they don't serve food like, give you a plate of pasta, it's meaning they won't give drinks to a food if it happens to ask for it.
The joke about the fungi part is where it really becomes a stupid joke. The mushroom meant he should get a beer because he's a "Fun guy".... get the lameness of that? :)

-JK

emily said...

::cocks head::.... I kinda get it. not really. But that's okay. I never got the joke about, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"...I don't get it. It makes no sense. I'm just a pineapple.(:

......brown on the outside, blonde on the inside...::giggles::

JustinK said...

::laughs histarically:: Holy cow sister!! That's like.... how do you come with stuff like that? Oh my gosh..... wow..... There hasn't EVER been a person that completely made my day twice in a row. Wow.... That's incredible. :) Thank you very much.

brown on the outside, blonde on the inside.... wow... that's awesome.... ::laughs::

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Annie C. Landon said...

Wow, Justin......tired, are we?
That was the lamest joke I've heard since...well...to be perfectly honest, since your brother told me one two weeks ago.