Thursday, April 30, 2009

Here we go again....

Alright, I think because I got a unanimous (by two) vote that I shall finally prove myself in lame punny jokes. I believe that it is my civil duty to tell jokes to the general public in order to insure my social status.

Joke #1:
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
the food's good, but there's no atmosphere

Yeah.... I know.... I pretty much had to shoot the moon to make that one work....

Joke #2:
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work

So pretty much I'm just bullying the joking community right now.

Hope you enjoyed...
-JK

8 comments:

emily said...

wow justin..all i can say is wow....

an' like, those 'puns'...wow... i'm stunned....completely in awe of your ability to come up with corny jokes... :] *jaw drops*...wow

emily said...

oh my gosh so I found this joke....

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Is that not corny??? :] *giggles*

JustinK said...

Yes, that coincides with,
what do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefield?
A flat major. lol. I know, I was cracking them SOO much on the way home. It was hilarious. :-)
-JK

Annie C. Landon said...

Yeah....about that restaurant on the moon....Aren't we sending all terrorists to the moon?
I don't' think I'd like to eat there.

JustinK said...

::laughs::
For those readers that don't know, Annie's comment was about TeenPact. There was this bill that I tried to shoot down for various reasons. But the bill was for OR legislature to send all terrorists to be sent to the moon. I tried to kill it along with many others, but we couldn't. If you want to know why I wanted to then e-mail me at justin.knopp@gmail.com

But no, we aren't sending all terrorists to the moon annie. :-)

-JK

Lindsey said...

well at least I'm not part of the joking community. I don't think. lol

~Lins

emily said...

oh my gosh you guys....lol...you crack me up..other than i'm like, having withdrawls up here in timbuktu that i'm not down there right now :]

Annie C. Landon said...

Hey!! I voted to send them to the moon!!

(btw, Emily...I'm that whack girl that y'alls ran into at OMSI that one time.)