Alright, I think because I got a unanimous (by two) vote that I shall finally prove myself in lame punny jokes. I believe that it is my civil duty to tell jokes to the general public in order to insure my social status.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
the food's good, but there's no atmosphere
Yeah.... I know.... I pretty much had to shoot the moon to make that one work....
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
So pretty much I'm just bullying the joking community right now.
Hope you enjoyed...