Wednesday, May 6, 2009

How long can I keep this up?

So... I suppose we'll see how long I can keep something like this up. ::laughs::

Here goes once again!---------->

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

Hope you liked them! If you happen to not... then... make sure to double knot! ::laughs::



Annie C. Landon said...

::claps:: Very clever!
Like the wedding one!!

JustinK said...

You would.... :) Thank you very much... I need to find something else to post other than these lame attempts at humor.... :)


emily said...

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

Yea, that's right.... :] lol

JustinK said...

::LAUGHS:: you've got it too! AMAZING! :-) Wow.... we so would get along together... ::laughs:: nice work....

Quinton said...

Again, very funny, Justin. Worth the read. :D

I was trying to think of something really savvy to say in reply, but nope.. can't think of nothin'. :P haha... :)

emily said...

Oh I know.....I've SO got it goin' on...pshh yeah.... 'cause you know..this guy ran his car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. BAHAHAHA! :] ::laughs::

that's how I roll...uh huh. I'm juss' not the brightest crayon in the box :]

Bisceglia Family said...

So, I was telling some of these puns to my brother, and after thinking for a moment he said, "When I drove my Dodge into a tree I sure wish I could have dodged it!" And then he up and popped out with this: "When I got caught in that tornado I was really in a twist." I was surprised....he's really getting the pun thing down....:)


Bisceglia Family said...

Oh yes - and this was before I'd seen Emily's joke!!!!