Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I seriously don't know why I keep coming back to puns......

But! I am, so, enjoy!! :-)

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Maybe I should just write a story next time.... or did that not go over so well... :-)

-JK

12 comments:

JbarJ Mom said...

I liked it!

JustinK said...

Glad to hear. :-) See you soon!! ::jumps up and down::

Annie C. Landon said...

You're a goof!! ha ha!!

JustinK said...

A goof? What? Whatev.... ::laughs:: See you tomorrow!
-JK

Bisceglia Family said...

Haha! Those were funny....I'm still smiling!
~Kathrina

Bracie said...

You're a genius with puns...

JustinK said...

I'm glad you're smiling, tis me own goal in life. :-)

Honestly, the key is Abbot and Costello. ::laughs:: Those guys were great. As Orville said to Wilbur, You're Wright! ::laughs::!!!

Quinton said...

Wow, couldn't see that last one coming on your post yesterday. :P

But yes, they are hilarious as usual. Love 'em. Hope to see you soon. (and abbot and costello are great. lol)

Have fun at Celebration Sunday.

JbarJ Mom said...

Yay! Sunday celebration! Whooooo!

JustinK said...

::laughs:: Well Quin, I always aim for surprise.... just.... surprise tends to hit me first. ::thinks:: That was lame... :-)

YAY! Can't wait!

Lindsey said...

hooray for sunday celebration. :)

Jare and Lib said...

I like puns, I don't do them a lot but thats just my brain.

Your puns are awesome, I've enjoyed every one=)

-Lib