You folks asked for more... here you go....
Let the punishment ensue.... And please... don't sue!!!! ::laughs::
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
you asked for it....