Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Puns!!!

You folks asked for more... here you go....

Let the punishment ensue.... And please... don't sue!!!! ::laughs::

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

::laughs::

you asked for it....

-JK

7 comments:

Lindsey said...

heavenly days Justin. (that's like all I can think of to say) :)

Annie C. Landon said...

::laughs:: ::applauds once again:: You're right! I did like 'em!!
I like the glue one the best! Sounds like Austin!

JustinK said...

That's really funny Lindsey... very... deep comment.... :)

I'm glad you liked it Annie! That's awesome!

Bisceglia Family said...

Hahaha. Punishment. Very funny.

I especially like the hard boiled egg one! I guess it reminds me of making breakfast very early in the morning...thankfully, I've never been sleepy enough to try beating a hard-boiled egg.

So, I'm not sure if you jam (being a classical musician and all :)), but did you know that in England "jam sessions" are called "marmalade sessions"?!

~Kathrina

Bracie said...

Those are horribly hilarious. I couldn't quite appreciate the veteran one, though. To sad.

JustinK said...

Kathrina! Hilarious! I love it.... us musicians are very dotty when it comes to quartering out those half puns.... Wait... ::grins::

Grace! I happen to agree.... it was a feeble attempt. Sorry to make you sad... Maybe the next batch will heat it up for you! ::chuckles:: I'm bad......

-JK

Bisceglia Family said...

Thanks! I need to mention that I can't take full credit for that "quarter" pun - it is one of those ones our English recording engineer told us, and now its a standing joke between us. :)
~Kathrina